Hi, I’m Junk Genie
Have you met Junk Genie? No? Well, allow me to introduce you! The mystical beauty you see on the left here is Junk Genie. He’s a Genie in the true sense of the word: “A supernatural being who does one’s bidding when summoned.” He’s particularly fond of fridges, sofas, and mattresses, but more on that in a moment. Junk Genie magically responds to all those who contact him. His powers are amazing and swift. Many claim Junk Genie was contrived by a mathematician. To you, I say: enough of your blasphemy and read on!
Genies have inhabited our supernatural world perhaps for millennia. It’s actually hard to pinpoint a date, but legend has it one of the first Genie’s was an alchemist who unsuccessfully tried to turn iron into gold, and in his frustration, drank one of his potions and became a rabbit. I can assure you Junk Genie is no novice. He may be young by Genie standards – he’s been with us for about 8 years – but he wields a fierce and potent force.
As his name implies, Junk Genie, works his magic on junk. Actually, now might be a good time for you to connect with him and experience his magic for yourself. After you click here, follow Junk Genie’s instructions, then just think about junk. Things that are crowding your space, such as an old or unused mattress, fridge, appliance, or junk in general. And experience the magic…
Some say it’s the physical prowess of the guys and gals in blue and green that magically transform junk into space with all its wonderful potential. But, now you know otherwise, don’t you?
